Anyone know a sodomy specialist?

My friend ask, "I have stomachache for few days already, can you recommend a famous Sodomy Specialist for me?"

I was puzzle, "A Sodomy Specialist? I cannot find that particular specialist under World Medical Association. Furthermore stomachahce has nothing to do with sodomy! Why not go for an experience GP (General Practitioner) and ask him to do some basic inspection?"

He answer, "Oh no, because an experience General Practitioner is not in a position to examine the stomachache. A gastrology may not be suitable, because in Malaysia, our beloved country, stomachache may either directly or indirectly related to my ass muscle. It might be the loose tension in my ass muscle that's causing my stomachache. "

I said, "What does a stomachache has to do with your Ass muscle? That is not related at all. Where do you learn this information from? Who told you this?"

He answer, "This is from the President of Hospital Pusrawi, he said an experience GP is not in the position to examine Stomachache, and furthermore stomachache has to inspect the anal muscle, scar, etc."

I said, "....@@@@... .. No Wonder Malaysia BOLEH~! We can be the most advance country in this world given that we have found out stomachache actually related to Ass muscle!"